December 2011
4 tags
2 tags
5 tags
5 tags
Speaking of my brother.
We are sitting on the couch being bums, and I got up to stretch, so I reached over, and he grabbed my wrist really fast because I was in the way of his game, and dramatically I pulled back, throwing my face into the couch. Then I had a realization. “Nathan we just did an interpretive dance… it’s called the dawning of spring.” He looked at me like I was an idiot. Then I...
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
So my brother was too scared to call the pizza...
so we ordered pizza online, and he doesn’t want to waste his money on a tip, so he is convinced giving him a beer “for his troubles,” will do.
Awesome.
Now we are saying, leave the money in an envelope with a beer, and leave a sign saying, put the pizza down, take the money (and the beer), and slowly walk away.
Why are we so agoraphobic?
1 tag
5 tags
4 tags
2 tags
3 tags
4 tags
3 tags
When I reached out to touch you, I became a ghost.
And though I love you, when I saw your fear, I knew it was time to go.
4 tags
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”
– A.A. Milne
4 tags
3 tags
1 tag
Happy Christmas Harry.
Happy Christmas Ron.
1 tag
19 tags
2 tags
3 tags
5 tags
5 tags
4 tags
2 tags
13 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Being out of state when a family member is in the...
WORST. FEELING. EVER.
1 tag
I've come to terms with it,
my body is slowly killing me from the inside out. I am going to lay in bed reading books, and dying.