Marissa

Hipster Bro Dude 1: "lol, bro, you know what's worse than a hipster?"

Hipster Bro Dude 2: "What, bro?"

Me: Rolls eyes.

Hipster Bro Dude 1: "A Christian Hipster."

Hipster Bro Dude 2: "....... I'm Christian."

Hipster Bro Dude 1: " ....... yeah, but at least you're not hipster."

Me: dead.